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Selena Gomez All Wet and Sexy in A Year Without Rain

Well, the video came out for A Year Without Rain. It’s one of those songs that can be, and has been, recorded by anybody and everybody with a pop diva status and a skilled recording engineer. Still, forget the music, Selena Gomez is ridiculously hot! We’ve talked about the Barely Legal Class of 2010, well, the valedictorian of sexiness goes to Selena Gomez. Sure, many close runner-ups,...

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures Are A Double Order of MILF Hotness

These Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures are going straight up on my Wall of Sexy Bomb Fame. Seriously, what deal did this smoking hot actress make with the devil to be sextastic forever? Nobody’s mom should look this hot. It’s unnatural really. So wrong. Yet, oh, so right. Kate Beckinsale MILF awesomeness makes me want to attend PTA meetings with her and volunteer to clean her chalkboards....

Kim Kardashian (Covered) Nude Pictures Newly Released By Playboy

Egotastic! is now partnering with premiere breaking celebrity gossip hounds, RadarOnline, to bring our readers even more, first-look sexy celebrity material. And, don’t you know, our first foray produced two previously unreleased Kim Kardashian (covered) nude pictures from her 2007 pictorial in Playboy Magazine. The hot reality star shows off her skin and curves, though (sadly) not the total...

Rihanna Bikini Pictures Give Me Blue Hawaiian Balls

Rihanna in a teeny bikini in the waters off Hawaii. Yep, sign me up. You know my opinion of the Barbadian’s singing abilities, but when it comes to hot bodies, Rihanna has nothing in need of auto-tuning. I do wish she’d stop tatting up her entire body, as much as I’m a fan of some ink, she’s slowly coloring herself into a Queequeg type character. Still, Rihanna bikini pictures,...

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Battle for Hotter Dinner Date

Just between us, sometimes, when I’m with my 4-H Club girlfriend at the suburban Sizzler staring down yet another plate of Malibu Chicken, I imagine what it must be like to have some internationally renowned celebrity hottie coming to meet me at one of the super swank dining establishments in London or New York. Some famous actress or singer decked out in a designer dress, all dolled up, coming...

Ashley Greene Sexy, Yet Forced To Carry Her Own Luggage

What is this new trend with hot celebrity women being forced to carry their own luggage through European airports? We saw it a couple weeks ago with the amazingly hot Kelly Brook in England, now the precocious sexlicious Ashley Green in Paris made to handle her own handles. I can assure you this would never happen in America, if only because I would be there in my pimp tuxedo, two hands free, begging...

Miley Cyrus Bra Peek Pictures from the City of Light

After a summer of butt and boob shakes and boyfriend breakups, our favorite sexy chipmunk is once again hitting her stride, this time in the streets of Paris. Miley Cyrus flashing the trademark bra, it’s hard not to lust a little after Miley, especially when her mouth is closed and she’s not talking or singing. Wait, is she eighteen yet? No? I take back the ‘lust’ comment....

Heather Locklear Cleavage and Bra Peek Pictures for Old Times Sake

I don’t know how many more times we’re going to see Heather Locklear on this site, and I’m feeling rather nostalgic for my most awesome T.J. Hooker cop, so when I found Heather Locklear pictures with cleavage and bra peeks, I just had to share. Granted, she needs the oversized Foster Grants to cover up her booze and surgeried cheeks these days, but, still, this is Heather Locklear,...

Heidi Klum Nude Portrait Depicts a Veteran Supermodel More Than Holding Her Own

Rankin photography has been creating some pretty damn sweet stylized photos of major celebrity hotties, the latest of which is our Teutonic tall drink of sexy model, Heidi Klum. We long-time lust old-school sexy Heidi Klum. Sure, professional mom Heidi Klum has her moments, but every now and then it’s nice to be reminded of why we first fell head over wooden shoes for Heidi — her supermodel...

Vanessa Hudgens Bare-Midriff Causes Motor Vehicles to Collide

Kenny, the ageless street grifter who protects my parked car from overnight ‘accidents’ tells me he once dropped a 16-oz cup of scalding hot coffee on his family jewels when Heather Locklear walked by him in a see-through top back in 1989. Just for future reference, don’t give Kenny a look of disbelief when he makes such a claim or he will show you the proof. Fast forward to 2010...